Saturday, May 14, 2011

If the dialogue from the little mermaid were written by a marine biologist...



"Make fun of me for being half cephalopod instead of half teleost, will you?  Well take that!  How do you like being sessile, bitches!?  Mwahahahaha!  That's right!  You just go photosynthesize till you've learned your lesson!"





"Oh man...  One day you're just swimming around, waving your caudal fin at some mer-ladies, and then all of a sudden you have to deal with a triphasic life history.  Can't catch a friggin' break!  Am I a sporophyte, a gametophyte?  Dammit."


1 comment:

  1. haha! i never thought about the algal life cycle from an alga's point of view! how confusing that must be...

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